Son--Dad, I need $10.
Dad--What for ?
Son--I want to buy a guinea pig.
Dad--Here's $20. Buy a good looking Irish girl instead.
Born in Iowa City 09/17/1935 married 4 children, 7 grandchildren. A grandchild once said, "I want to sit next to poo-paw." At least she didn't say "sit next to baldy" BS,DDS Iowa 1953-1961 USPHS Lt Comdr 1961-1965 Assigned Fed Bureau Prisons Private practice Denver,Co 1965-1998; Retired Las Vegas
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